A friend of mine sent this to me..i guess i cld call it "BANK COMBINATIONS". If ur familiar with the numerous banks in naija, then you would find this pretty amusing...
thanks gbengus...
You Stand BIG because of your UNION with God. He will take you to the ZENITH, open an INTERCONTINENTAL GATEWAY for you to discover PLATINUM and DIAMONDS and your Unendinng Bank of Abundance (UBA) will SPRING beyond the SKYE and the OCEANIC, leaving a FIRST of its kind MONUMENT for the world to see. Because the OMEGA is your TRUSTED GUARANTY, get set for FIRSTINLAND divine visitation. You will ACCESS your aspirations this year whether the enemies like it or not oh!! Yes!!! Is someone excited in the house? If you love God and Your FIDELITY with HIM is assured, ECO this to all the people on your list...Have a wonderful day ahead. Enjoy all of Gods Blessings this year and beyond.
I got this from one of the groups on facebook and i thot i had share it with yall....HILARIOUS!!
COMMERCIALS
- cho cho choco milo
- ajinomoto for super cooking
- na eim i soak ma cloth inside new OMO, i comot am, my cloth come dey smell new new saint saint na eim i just dey hear...omo...omo washes even brigter and it shows!!!!!!
child:-mummy daddy is shaking
mom:-Dundee ur daddy is not yet back...
child:-mummy daddy is shakin...(moms runs down)
mom:-darlin wots da matter
dad:-[in pain]"headache-pain'...feverish condition
mom:- use medik five five..Shaky shaky daddy
GAMES
As i was going to the market goin to the shop...He bought me icecream he bought me cake mama mama i feel so sick call the doctor quick quick doctor doctor will i die count up TO 10 and you will feel alright.
SAYINGS/SONGS/NURSERY RHYME/NAIJA YANZ
- den go de pose den go dey denge dengeden den den..I WILL TELL MUMMY FOR U!! SHUT UP UR MOUTH DAT U DID NOT BRUSH SINCE D DAY U WERE BORN
- MUMMY WILL NOT CARRY YOU!! SHAME!
- HULK HOGAN SHOW ME UR POWER-GEN ANODA ONE-GEN A BIGGER ONE GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN AND A SPECIAL ONE GENN
- chasis
- weevo
- good morning ma and God bless you ma
- 2 tayns 2 4 , 2 tayns tiri sisif
SONGS
- h-i-p for the HIP for the HIPPOPO P-O-P-O...
- i remember when i was a soldier...
- we are hesh hesh pi pi y..HAPPY...
- e ki bo rocky, orobo kiboif...
- u are born in january stand up and dance, if u are born in February standup and dance...ariya, riya roses God bless u....
- On my way, on my way to sailor's house, on my way on my way to sailor, sailor, visiting, sailor, sailor visiting, un, deux, trois....
- There were two little black birds sitting on the wall, one named Peter, one named Paul, fly away Peter, fly away paul now come back two little black birds and sit on the wall....
- tinko tinko tinkoko tinko.konko konko....
- who is there? mister who!what do u want? i want some colors which colors....color RED...
- bla bla bla sheep have you any wool yea yea sir three bags full..
- who stole d meat from the cooking pot? number1 stole d meat from d cooking pot..who me? yes who? it couldn't be, then who?
- After round oneoriginal panadol extra
- my name is tina, i come from argentina, i drink maltina, which makes me thinner.
- one ge carry water she no kno
- mr macaroni riding on a bicycle
- dis girl u tink sey u fyn i get another girl we fyn pass u..eh ..eh(2x)
- solomon grundy born on monday ......
- Polly put tha kettle on Polly put the Kettle on and lets of have tea...
- We want to pray! We want to pray! Close Ur eyes!(2ce) Put Ur hands together!(2ce) Say Ur prayer!(2ce) SOME HAVE FOOD,BUT CANNOT EATSOME CAN EAT, BUT HAVE NO FOODWE HAVE FOOD AND WE CAN EATGLORY BE TO YOU OH LORD! AMEN!
- The day is bright, it's bright and fair, oh happy day...
- Are you in the Lord's army? yes sir!Are you in the Lord's army? yes sir!
- I will never steal from my mother's pot
- Holiday is coming (2x)
- JUMBU MY SON I SENT U TO SCHOOL U DNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL UR NAME,..U DNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL UR NAME
- when you screamed UP NEPA!!!!
- u say "give me dis thing "NOW", not exactly saying dat u want it that very moment but just to stress ur need for it......
- u said let us play on the jangolova when u actually mean lets play on the swings or merry-go-round.
- Ojuju Calabar
- Madam koinkoin....
- if u see my mama-hosanna
- dress/shift for her so she can sit down
- OYA,u guys should lap each other
- wen GSM was still SHACKIN u
- u believed in the 3 ORANGE MEN
- banga, knockout
- if u ever wore those socks with holes everywhere and u rolled them down, so it looked lyk a donut around your ankle
- u always wanted to be on maltina moments during xmas time so u can be like "I want to make a request to my fada and my moda....alhaji and alhaji mukailah, my aunty iya ramota, my broda and my sista, rasaki and rukayat
FOOD/LICKY LICKY
- indomie
- zobo
- kunu
- korokoro
- supreme ice-cream
- gala
- sausage roll
- fanta chapman, fanta lemon, mirinda, just juice, jucee, tandi gurana, pure water, solo coke, orobo
- agege bread
- trebor, malta, eclairs
- prawn crackers, designer rice, robot chewing gum, sprint, kuli kuli, guguru and epa
TV CHANNELS/PROGRAMMES
- Nta2-channel 5 (ela ojukan)
- DBN
- AIT
- Silverbird
- Channels
- MITV
- Fuji house of commotion, Papa Ajasco and company
- Wale Adenuga production: Miss Pepeye, Boy Alinco and Super-story
- Tales by moonlight
- SPEAK OWWWUTTTT
- Kiddy Vision 101(its is time for kiddy vision 101 it is children television 101)
- Cadbury Breakfast Television
- Passions
ENTERTAINERS
- Baba fryo
- Daddy showkey
- Blackky
- DannyWilson
- Shina peters
- Onyeka Owenu
- Chi-Chi of Africa
PLACES/HANG OUT SPOT
- Water Park and Amusement Park
- Ikoyi Club
- MR BIGGS
- Tantalizers
- Fantasyland
- Polo Club
MEMORIES/TEXT
- Ali and Simbi
- Eze goes to school
- Ifeanyi and Obi
- Any story with tortoise and lion
- My book of bible stories
TEXTBOOKS/EXERCISE BOOKS
- QUEEN PREMIER
- UNDERSTANDING MATHEMATICS
- MACMILLIAN ENGLISH
- UGO C. UGO
- C.N. OKPARA
- NEW GENERAL MATHEMATICS
- ABABIO
- HIGHER EDUCATION
- OXFORD NOTEBOOK
- STANDARD NOTEBOOK
- 2A-ENGLISH
- 2B-MATH
- WRITING BOOK WITH RED..BLUE AND SUMTHN ELSE
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